Thanx

On your pseudo, no-commitment, officially unofficial anniversary, you owe ME a card that reads .......

Thank you for wanting more. I don't know what I do without his mediocrity. I appreciate you for not putting up with his bullshit. I would have died if he had actually had a spine, man'd up and made a decision. Now we're a match made in officially unofficial heaven...

Thanks Girl

Because you're gonna have to thank me for being real

For making him even consider you, let alone seal the deal

You're gonna have to thank me for being me

Walking away gracefully, and not "spilling the tea"

Because he called you stupid and played you to the left

Told me you meant nothing and that his disinterest caused you unrest

You're gonna have to thank me because I'm the reason why

He realized his yearning for no count women, now you're the twinkle in his eye...