Thanx

On your pseudo, no-commitment, officially unofficial anniversary, you owe ME a card that reads .......

Thank you for wanting more. I don't know what I do without his mediocrity. I appreciate you for not putting up with his bullshit. I would have died if he had actually had a spine, man'd up and made a decision. Now we're a match made in officially unofficial heaven...

Thanks Girl

Because you're gonna have to thank me for being real

For making him even consider you, let alone seal the deal

You're gonna have to thank me for being me

Walking away gracefully, and not "spilling the tea"

Because he called you stupid and played you to the left

Told me you meant nothing and that his disinterest caused you unrest

You're gonna have to thank me because I'm the reason why

He realized his yearning for no count women, now you're the twinkle in his eye...

Cranium Conundrum

He met me on dictionary.com

We danced through the word of the day

and picnicked in the thesaurus.

He brought me bouquets of knowledge.

I giggled and inhaled the refreshing aroma of education.

He impressed me with his appreciation of my thoughts and vocabulary.

I was smitten by his sense of humor

And we had a cerebral love affair....

Eventually I gave in and let him stroke my inner most thoughts

Allowed him to caress my ego and make love to my imagination.

I've never felt so electrified within the confines of my own mind.

A love affair set ablaze by my fingertips

Soaring through my body

And igniting an inferno in my soul.

And we had a cerebral love affair.....

One so problematic and enigmatic

I can't even tell my friends

They don't seem to understand its not my body

Its my mind that's gone

How can something that feels sooo right

be

so

wrong?

We're having a cerebral love affair....